Merch

Merch for bands that do not exist, which is either the least useful idea this project has had or the most honest one. Nothing below is designed, priced or made yet — the rack is here so it has somewhere to arrive. Meanwhile, buy a real band's shirt. Why.

• Tour tee

  Dates on the back for a tour that never left the house.

  Coming soon

• Embroidered cap

  The logo, stitched, in one colour.

  Coming soon

• Tote

  Holds a dozen records it will never be asked to carry.

  Coming soon

• Gig poster

  A show that did not happen, advertised properly.

  Coming soon

• Cassette

  Dubbed in real time, which is the only way it is done.

  Coming soon