Zora Vael

Zora Vael is fictional and so is this rack — nothing here is designed, priced or made yet. The bands you can actually buy a shirt from are playing somewhere near you tonight. Why.

• Tour tee

  Dates on the back for a tour that never left the house.

  Coming soon

• Embroidered cap

  The logo, stitched, in one colour.

  Coming soon

• Tote

  Holds a dozen records it will never be asked to carry.

  Coming soon

• Gig poster

  A show that did not happen, advertised properly.

  Coming soon

• Cassette

  Dubbed in real time, which is the only way it is done.

  Coming soon